How to have a fun weekend in 5 simple steps:

1. Do fake smiles and throw marshmallows into each others' mouths.

2. Swing on the tire swing and play on the sport court.

3. Go to soccer practice with my soccer team

4. Find a random tire on the side of the road. Name it. Roll it to someone's house. Stick it on some decoration outside.

5. Find a shopping cart. Have the boys push you home in it. Make plans to trick it out.